Saturday, April 16, 2011

The Fire Pig Says....

Yesterday, The Princess wasn't feeling well so I picked her up from school. She said she was feeling well enough to come with me and The Fire Pig to the craft store (which should've been the first sign that she was faking it!). On the way there, I put my blinker on to change lanes, and while speeding up....

Fire Pig (at the top of his lungs): Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!
Then he bursts into hilarious laughter, making the Princess laugh, too. I just roll my eyes.

On the way back, it was nearing lunchtime, so....

Me: Do you guys want McDonalds or Carl's Jr.?
The Princess: McDonalds!
The Fire Pig (glaring): Be quiet, sissy! You're supposed to be sick!
We ended up going to Carl's Jr., lol!

 Another time, we were at home, playing with his cars....

Fire Pig: Hey, Mom-moms!
Me: Yeah?
Fire Pig (holding up his favorite Hot Wheels car): This car is going up to the mountains and then he's going to go skiing, but he needs to- SQUIRREL! *cue hysterical laughter*
Me: You've watched UP! too many times!

There's more, I know there is; I'll have to start carrying a notebook around to record them all! ;-)

2 comments:

Grumpy Grateful Mom said...

So cute!

My 5-year-old daughter was supposedly very ill the other morning. I called her preschool and told them she wouldn't be there. After I called she say, "Maybe I'm not too sick. I think I can go to preschool now." I told her she was too late. She was devastated.

Hopefully my little dramatizer is done, but I doubt it. :)

Anonymous said...

Fire Pig? What? Now I need to go back and read all of your old post to find out where that crazy nickname came from. It makes me laugh.