So I had to go grocery shopping because our refrigerator and pantry were totally empty. Jeff came willingly, which should've been my first warning sign that there would be trouble, but oh well!
Anyway, we first went to Target and that trip went without a hitch. In Wal-Mart, however....we were going down the baking aisle, on the search for some chocolate chips so we could make cookies at home; Jeff was sitting in the cart, happy and content.
Enter Impatient Lady.
She entered the aisle a few minutes after us, but was soon right behind me. I think she wanted to get around us, but I was where I needed to be and there were others entering the aisle from the opposite direction. Which meant Impatient Lady was trapped behind me and the Fire Pig.
I was just reaching for a bag of chocolate chips when I hear this HUGE irritated sigh from behind me. It was so loud, that several others present turned to look at her. Realizing she thought I was taking too long, I threw the bag of chocolate into the cart and turned to go, when it happened.
Jeff peeked around me, glared at the woman, held up one hand and told her, "Calm down!"
Impatient Lady's eyes were bugging out of her sockets as her jaw dropped to the floor. I quickly apologized, then ran the heck out of there before she could come to her senses and throw something at me.
As we entered the safety of an aisle several rows down, Jeff told me, "Lady rude!"
Um, am I terrible to admit that I agreed with him?
I'm so bad!
